Wednesday, May 30, 2012

TheOnesDay® No. 18

So it seems that word is getting out that our TelePrompTer™ In Chief used to toke up with his buds, Back In The Day.  Whatevs.  But word is also getting out that he's worried about declining enthusiasm in his base, and so is doing a full court press to make them feel that old magic.

I have here what I'm told is his new campaign speech.  I'd tell you where I got it, but sources and methods are classified ...



Alinsky's rules, everyone.  Mockery is our most potent weapon.

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