"I voted Democrat because ..."

Ever run into someone who can't explain why they voted Democrat? That was too busy "feeling" to spend a lot of time "thinking"? Basil has some ready-made reasons for them:

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

About right, that. There are nine more.

Hat tip: Don Surber.