Hello Kitty Combat Engineering

So you've gotten your little Princess one of those pink Cricket .22 rifles, and she's outgrown it. You got her one of those pink Kalashnikitty AK-47 thingies, but she's in the rebellious rolling-her-eyes teenage stage. What's a dad to do?

Glam Guns has just the ticket - the EZ-Boom Oven:

It's never to early to learn demolition. Hard targets are no longer a challenge with the Glambo Signature Series EZ-Boom Oven. Locked out of the clubhouse? Fight back! Includes enough of her patented, quick-setting mix to make one pound of plastique and will provide your child with hours of fun. (Safety armor not included.)
A bargain at only $323.95!

Sorry, (sniff) - seems I've gotten something in my eye ...

They also have the Hello Kitty AK-47, My Little Carbine, the Lady "Di" revolver, claymore mines, rocket launchers, and everything that Daddy's Little Angel needs to keep those teenage boys on the straight and narrow.